One really awesome thing about Winnie-the-Pooh stories is that even though Eeyore is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with everyone else. Best of all, they never expect him to pretend to be happy, they just love him anyways, they never leave him behind or ask him to change.


how to prepare for an lotr marathon:

  • go to toilet
  • grab milk and cookies
  • make a comfortable pillow throne, complete with warm blankets
  • put phone on silent
  • end preparation by warming up your vocal chords. (incase someone interrupts and you must scream to chase them away)

you are ready.


But like why do you hate Taylor Swift? Among artists who sing about date rape and beating gay people and objectifying women, what is it about her that made you decide that she is the scum of the earth? Do you have a problem with jam? Are you offended by her high waisted shorts?





the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth


Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual



ummm excuse me where are all of your confessions of undying love for me? did you forget what day it is?

ok dont panic i’ll extend the deadline because i live in the future and time zones are crazy. dont panic you still have plenty of time to confess your love


i made some Valentine’s day cupcakes for the one i love the mostimage

and here i am eating themimage

get it?…im the one i love most image

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

TRACK: No Scrubs
ARTIST: Bastille
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