how to prepare for an lotr marathon:

  • go to toilet
  • grab milk and cookies
  • make a comfortable pillow throne, complete with warm blankets
  • put phone on silent
  • end preparation by warming up your vocal chords. (incase someone interrupts and you must scream to chase them away)

you are ready.


But like why do you hate Taylor Swift? Among artists who sing about date rape and beating gay people and objectifying women, what is it about her that made you decide that she is the scum of the earth? Do you have a problem with jam? Are you offended by her high waisted shorts?





the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth


Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual



ummm excuse me where are all of your confessions of undying love for me? did you forget what day it is?

ok dont panic i’ll extend the deadline because i live in the future and time zones are crazy. dont panic you still have plenty of time to confess your love


i made some Valentine’s day cupcakes for the one i love the mostimage

and here i am eating themimage

get it?…im the one i love most image

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

TRACK: No Scrubs
ARTIST: Bastille
❝ The trouble is that, for women, being “nice” often translates into putting up with things we should never put up with. How many times has some creep sat uncomfortably close to me on the bus and stared me down, yet I’m too afraid to just get up and move, lest I offend him?

We smile when we’re harassed on the street or hit on by jerks. We laugh at sexist jokes. We learn that when we have strong opinions, we’ll be called bitches and that if we get angry, we’ll be called hysterical. When we say what we want, we’re called pushy or aggressive.

Part of learning “ladylike” behavior is about learning to smile politely when someone is being crude. Femininity has long been attached to passivity and to being docile. Men fight, women giggle and fume silently. ❞

- Women And Girls Don’t Need To Be Told To Be Nicer (via idioticteen)


trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions 



there’s nothing that says “australia’s weather is messed up” quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesnt just stop at “extreme”


and that the second lowest setting is ‘high’

This Is for Real Queen Kong Magic Dreams